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Eat Animals They Taste Good T-Shirt

There’s nothing like a nice sarcastic t-shirt that states the obvious– especially if riles other people up. This hand-printed tee espouses the truth that animals, cuddly though they may be, taste pretty damn good. $15.99 from geekthings on Etsy

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I Love Tacos T-Shirt

Tacos are quite possibly the best food on Earth. It doesn’t matter what kind you prefer– beef, pork, chicken or fish– taqueria, home made, or fast food– tacos are always delicious. What’s not to love? Fresh vegetables? Delicious meats? Spicy salsas? Tangy cheese? Perfect. This t-shirt will allow you to announce your love of tacos [...]

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Columbia Sportswear Adventure District T-Shirt

What do you see on this t-shirt? This outdoorsy Rorschach inkblot could be many different things– the Green Man, a grizzly bear, a hunter, even a wild-eyed forest hippy. This quality Columbia Sportswear t-shirt is part of their Adventure District series and has 4-way stretch for extra comfort, is 100% cotton, and has a unique [...]

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Reverie T-Shirt

This attractive original design comes from Etsy shop Bark Decor. The duck pattern is spread on an American Apparel olive-colored tee that is hand screen printed. This type of unique design is much more visually interesting than canned images from more common sources. If you’ve never worn an American Apparel tee-before, and you aren’t built [...]

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Black Sheep T-Shirt

Every family’s got one. Every office deals with one. Are you a black sheep? Do you stand out in a crowd? Do you swim against the current? Show off your unique nature with this clever t-shirt. $19 @ Etsy

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I’m Here Because You Broke Something T-Shirt

You don’t have to be a tech support troll to have been in this position: Someone in the office totally ganked the photocopier, or their computer, or some other piece of equipment and now you have to come fix it. You try to be courteous, at least you did the first thirty times, but this [...]

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The Book was Better T-Shirt

Most people who’ve ever loved a book have sat in a theater watching some overpaid Hollywood toad’s version of it and groaned, sighed and snorted your thumbs down. Remind everyone of this inescapable truth with this t-shirt. Sure, this aphorism isn’t always true, but it’s certainly true enough of the time to warrant an addition [...]

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Adorable Babies T-Shirt

You might not be thinking about the baby end game when you’re looking to meet women, but they are. What better way is there to make those love connections than by advertising the fact that your genes, yes your genes, would cook up some damned cute babies. Not convinced? Women think  all babies are cute, [...]

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    na·ked /ˈnākid/ Adjective: (of something such as feelings or behavior) Undisguised; blatant

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