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Waxwing Bird T-Shirt

This unique pattern depicts a waxwing bird in flight. It is stenciled on a gray t-shirt using non-toxic inks and dyes. The pattern is reminiscent of both Native American and ancient patterns, giving a sense of both style and historical gravitas. Shirt is available in men’s sizes small through extra large. $24 from An Li [...]

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Bartleby the Scrivener T-Shirt

Bartleby, the scrivener, was known for being obstinate, moody, immovable, and the worst kind of worker. Herman Melville’s literary oddity defied rationalism and authority, and today would be pumped full of drugs and given a a teddy bear and a restraining order. Channel his pugnacious defiance of the man by wearing this t-shirt. Just don’t [...]

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California Bear T-Shirt

This awesome t-shirt features a engraving-style image of California wildlands set inside the golden silhouette of a bear, similar to the one seen on the golden state’s flag. The pattern is screen printed on an American Apparel soft tee and the displayed color is heather blue, which we think looks the best. If you don’t [...]

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Robot T-Shirt

Keeping with the robot theme from yesterday, our weekly T-shirt features a very handsome classic science fiction style automaton. Black screen printing on charcoal tee brings to life this rather stoic robot, standing idle. Robots are constructed to perform tasks– like building cars, eating old people’s medicines, poking around on your desk, searching for life [...]

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Venus T-Shirt

This black screen printed t-shirt features an image of the planet Venus. Venus is the Roman Goddess of Love, making this tee an excellent Valentine’s Day gift for your science or mythology geek– be they male or female. This shirt is part of a collection called Space Cycle, which also includes Jupiter, Saturn and the [...]

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I Have My Reasons T-Shirt

Every time the bosses asks why you can’t get a project done on time, can’t come in on the weekend or can’t go out with his sister, you can save the brain cells you would’ve put toward a meaningful, well-crafted lie and simply point to your t-shirt. In the name of the conservation of energy, [...]

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Monkey Bike T-Shirt

This shirt conveys the weirdness thats already inside of you. If you enjoy adult hide and go seek, warm craft beers, mushroom omlettes, or other strange things– this shirt is for you. The shirt features a unique design with a cymbal-banging wind up monkey and a bicycle. You’d be making that face too if you [...]

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Life is Short, Drink Good Beer T-Shirt

We live in a golden age, truly. On the one hand, there are literally hundreds of t-shirts out there that share their pithy wisdoms, allowing you to go around being a perpetual wise guy. On the other hand, as this t-shirt explains, we live in a world where good beer is plentiful, diverse and easy [...]

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  • About Naked Avarice

    na·ked /ˈnākid/ Adjective: (of something such as feelings or behavior) Undisguised; blatant

    av·a·rice/ˈavəris/ Noun: Extreme greed for wealth or material gain


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