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8-Bit Flower Bouquet

Is your geek girl allergic to flowers? Don’t ruin your Valentine’s Day by causing a violent reaction! Grab these very beautiful 8-bit styled artificial flowers. Styled in retro geek fashion, this bouquet features many different varieties of rare fire flowers. Heat up your Valentine’s Day by passing this along to your better half. $14.99 @ [...]

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Venus T-Shirt

This black screen printed t-shirt features an image of the planet Venus. Venus is the Roman Goddess of Love, making this tee an excellent Valentine’s Day gift for your science or mythology geek– be they male or female. This shirt is part of a collection called Space Cycle, which also includes Jupiter, Saturn and the [...]

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Futurama Monopoly

Good news, everyone! The locations and horrors of New New York are now immortalized in Monopoly form. This game comes with both speed and standard rules, fun player pieces like Hypnotoad and Bender, and locales and items from the cult hit TV series. $40 @ ThinkGeek

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8-Bit LED Holiday Wreath

Celebrate both the holiday season and your love of video games new and classic with this festive holiday wreath. The wreath features a nostalgic 8-bit pixelated style, flashing LED gold coins, and other familiar video game adornments. $19.99 @ ThinkGeek

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Gift Idea: Lego Star Wars Advent Calendar

This unconventional advent calendar has finally given members of the Jedi religion cause to convert to Christianity. This 266-piece Lego set includes a figurine or small build-able for the 24 days of Christmas. Designs include everything from the Millennium Falcon to Yoda Claus. $45 @ Amazon.com

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Varsity Blernsball T-Shirt

Celebrate your love of Earth’s favorite pass time and dedication to the players of New New York by wearing this Varsity Blernsball t-shirt. Enjoy a Slurm and a turkey dog and sing the Earthican national anthem, proudly displaying the colors of the local club. $14 @ Busted Tees

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Ro-bottle Opener

This little robot will help you in your quest to have more fun. He uses his maw to munch open bottle caps and his screw top bottom to uncork wine and other liquor bottles. It must be nice to have such a clear, ebullient mission in life. $16.99 @ ModCloth

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Sandwich Sponge

It’s always been a dream of mine to be able to clean my surfaces and my body with a slice of Wonder Bread. It’s taken a generation of Korean scientists commissioned by the Museum of Modern Art to produce, but this sponge fulfills that lifelong dream. Now, you might wonder what else this bread shaped [...]

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    na·ked /ˈnākid/ Adjective: (of something such as feelings or behavior) Undisguised; blatant

    av·a·rice/ˈavəris/ Noun: Extreme greed for wealth or material gain


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