This classic long sleeve shirt is well-crafted, durable and made of yarn-dyed pima cotton. This updated design features a slightly trimmer cut so get a size up if you tend to be on the bigger end of your size.  Patagonia is a leader in eco-friendly manufacturing. They can tell you information about their products few other companies can.

For example, this shirt will have traveled 11,000 miles to get from the factory to the distribution center in Reno, Nevada. The production of the shirt created 18 pounds of carbon emissions, 28 ounces of waste products and required 42 megajoules of energy. They can even tell you that the factory that produced the shirt is a member of the Fair Labor Association, and that they practice environmentally sensitive irrigation.

$75 @ Patagonia.com

What do you see on this t-shirt? This outdoorsy Rorschach inkblot could be many different things– the Green Man, a grizzly bear, a hunter, even a wild-eyed forest hippy. This quality Columbia Sportswear t-shirt is part of their Adventure District series and has 4-way stretch for extra comfort, is 100% cotton, and has a unique screen print.

$25 @ Columbia Sportswear

Celebrate your love of Earth’s favorite pass time and dedication to the players of New New York by wearing this Varsity Blernsball t-shirt. Enjoy a Slurm and a turkey dog and sing the Earthican national anthem, proudly displaying the colors of the local club.

$14 @ Busted Tees

This well constructed, vest comes in a trio of colors and offers clean stylish lines and versatility for both athletic and casual use. It is water and stain repellant so it stays clean and helps you stay dry in the rain. It also resists wind keeping you warm in the autumn and winter months.

$64 at Amazon.com

Oktoberfest may be over (it’s in September), but that doesn’t mean you can’t keep celebrating. This t-shirt features embellishments reminiscent of Bavarian lederhosen. Now all you need to do is practice your Colonel Klink accent and order a hefeweizen!

$48 @ Etsy

This slick leather jacket features distressed leather, a banded collar, brown contrast stitching and clean lines to make for a classic, sophisticated presentation. All the sexiness of leather without looking like Fonzie. Available in a wide range of sizes from men’s small to triple extra large.

$398 @ Nordstrom

Every family’s got one. Every office deals with one. Are you a black sheep? Do you stand out in a crowd? Do you swim against the current? Show off your unique nature with this clever t-shirt.

$19 @ Etsy

You don’t have to be a tech support troll to have been in this position: Someone in the office totally ganked the photocopier, or their computer, or some other piece of equipment and now you have to come fix it. You try to be courteous, at least you did the first thirty times, but this has gone on long enough. How many times must you explain that clicking ‘Print’ over and over won’t help unjam the machine? Desperate times call for desperate measures… and snarky t-shirts.

$16.99 to $19.99 @ ThinkGeek

With Fall freshly upon us, it’s time to dig out a coat. If you don’t have one that is in good condition, it might be time to invest in another. This water-repellant long coat from Calvin Klein would be a good pick. The understated black material would suit any apparel you partner it with. It features three interior pockets and concealed button closures for a polished look. It comes in a wide range of sizes if you are entering the autumn with extra baggage from an overabundance of summertime hotdogs.

$195 @ Nordstrom

Most people who’ve ever loved a book have sat in a theater watching some overpaid Hollywood toad’s version of it and groaned, sighed and snorted your thumbs down. Remind everyone of this inescapable truth with this t-shirt.

Sure, this aphorism isn’t always true, but it’s certainly true enough of the time to warrant an addition to your t-shirt collection.

$17 to $19 @ ThinkGeek