Category Archives: Gags
Carnivore Coasters
Happy April Fool’s Day! This set of coasters come fresh from the butcher’s counter. This set of four yarn and thread coasters are made to resemble four different cuts of beef: filet mignon, ribeye, sirloin and t-bone. Great for anyone who loves meat, or hates it. $36 from Jeanine Designs on Etsy
Chocolate Zombie Bunny
Easter isn’t just a candy-bearing holiday for kids– zombies can indulge too! Treat your undead sweettooth to this delicious zombified candy Easter bunny. The bunny is made of eight ounces of zombified white chocolate. According to the manufacturer, you may or may not contract the zombie virus from this product. $14.99 at ThinkGeek
Intelligence
After talking so much about stupidity yesterday, we decided that the best way to combat this was to help sell some intelligence. Since encouraging people to seek higher education is snobbery, we can do it the American way and just sell it outright. This here is a 32 oz. canister of smart juice from the [...]
Rude Little Black Book
This little black book is not (necessarily) a place to list your romantic contacts and conquests. Rather, it is a place to list your enemies, rivals and other jackals you’ve come into contact with. This small pocket-sized book measures about 5″ x 3.5″, has 20ish pages of unlined paper, features a soft brown buckrum cover, [...]
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8-Bit Flower Bouquet
Is your geek girl allergic to flowers? Don’t ruin your Valentine’s Day by causing a violent reaction! Grab these very beautiful 8-bit styled artificial flowers. Styled in retro geek fashion, this bouquet features many different varieties of rare fire flowers. Heat up your Valentine’s Day by passing this along to your better half. $14.99 @ [...]
Gift Idea: Wooden Ballista Kit
Ballistas are ancient siege weapons used to take down castle and fortress walls and gates. With this clever DIY kit, you or your gift recipient can build a desktop ballista and then bombard friends, colleagues and cats with included wooden ammunition. $24.99 @ Think Geek
Nunchuck Pillows
Give yourself a tactical advantage by employing your nunchaku skills in your next pillow fight. These pillows are made to resemble nunchucks, allowing you to waste your opponents with soft plushy ninja fury. The pillows double as lumbar and neck cushions for two, and would be a good way of ‘caring’ for out of town [...]
8-Bit LED Holiday Wreath
Celebrate both the holiday season and your love of video games new and classic with this festive holiday wreath. The wreath features a nostalgic 8-bit pixelated style, flashing LED gold coins, and other familiar video game adornments. $19.99 @ ThinkGeek
