Keeping with the robot theme from yesterday, our weekly T-shirt features a very handsome classic science fiction style automaton. Black screen printing on charcoal tee brings to life this rather stoic robot, standing idle. Robots are constructed to perform tasks– like building cars, eating old people’s medicines, poking around on your desk, searching for life on Mars, or killing all the humans. So why is this fellow just standing there? Is he thinking? Is he pondering?

Cogito ergo sum.

$14 from Fresh Frog Tees at Etsy

This black screen printed t-shirt features an image of the planet Venus. Venus is the Roman Goddess of Love, making this tee an excellent Valentine’s Day gift for your science or mythology geek– be they male or female. This shirt is part of a collection called Space Cycle, which also includes Jupiter, Saturn and the moon.

$21 from Dark Cycle Clothing at Etsy

This breathable, flannel shirt is perfect for the late winter and Spring months. The flannel will keep you warm, while the Omni-Wick technology in the fabric will keep you dry. The fabric is also breathable and features UPF 30 sun protection, so you can keep going on hikes with unpredictable weather and terrain.

$55 from Columbia

Every man has two voices in his head– one that is constructive, one destructive. If you were Donald Duck, it’d be very simple– there’d be an angel on one shoulder, a devil on the other. For the rest of us, there is this shirt. This clever design is screen printed on a concrete-gray American Apparel t-shirt. Remember, those run slimmer than your average tee.

$22.50 from Scatterbrain Tees on Etsy

Sport coats are good ways of upselling your attire without having to go too formal. This sport coat from Territory Ahead has a very masculine, charcoal color that gives versatility. Wear this with dockers or jeans, a solid dress shirt or a more casual shirt. This coat gives a sense of subtlety, professionalism, and intelligence while maintaining warmth and friendliness.

$198 from Territory Ahead

These Italian-made leather oxfords are simple example of excellent style. The deep chocolate brown leather would pair well with a suit, or even a pair of jeans if the occasion called for it. The decorative stitching on the side of the shoe add visual interest, while not distracting from a classic style.

$295 @ Bloomingdales

Every time the bosses asks why you can’t get a project done on time, can’t come in on the weekend or can’t go out with his sister, you can save the brain cells you would’ve put toward a meaningful, well-crafted lie and simply point to your t-shirt. In the name of the conservation of energy, you should buy this shirt.

$17-19 @ ThinkGeek