French Poet Gerard de Nerval is famous for having said:
“J’ai le goût des homards, qui sont tranquilles, sérieux, savent les secrets de la mer, n’aboient pas…”
Or in the crème anglaise version, “I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark…” This guy also walked around his pet lobster on a leash, taking him for merry jaunts. Sound familiar? Yes sir, he is joined in this distinction by such luminaries as Homer Simpson. This t-shirt solidifies Nerval’s quote into a slate-gray t-shirt featuring the words as leash to Monsieur Pinchy.