Only the best for Batplaytime
Batman, the Dark Knight and King of Kitsch, brings us another of his Bat-gadgets. Kiddies will enjoy playing Batman & robbers with these babies, reenacting their favorite crime fighting adventures. Grown ups, on the other hand, can have a lot more fun with them.
Ever wanted to play Batman and Catwoman in the sack? Want to put them old costumes to good use? Interested in a little super hero bondage? Want to make play time more than the same Bat activities every Bat time?
Pervert. The thing is, these things don’t open. They can’t be used as normal handcuffs. That ought to save you from some embarrassing 911 calls and keep you away from drunken acts of wanton carnality. The cuffs come with a special display, and are made of high-quality realistic materials. This is a limited edition product that is manufactured to order, just like the real thing. Next, I hope they make realistic Batarangs I can use to bludgeon noisy people with in the movies.
